steve stirk Poems

Walls adorned with 'felt tip' smut
Toilet door that will not shut
'If you're reading this' ' they put
'Your peeing on your foot'
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Yokels farmyard Crismas time
An yokel dozen ave a dime

Ee’s one foine fowl that gived im eggs
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Auntie ironed creases
On all the clothing pieces
So that her kids and husband wouldn't carp
She wouldn't by devices
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Alan Foot had two left feet
And neither one was right
And two left feet will never meet
As both of them would fight
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There's a certain kind of poem
That I love the way you write
Your words are smooth and flowin
and you keep the balance tight
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Geoffrey James would always come
And stand right at the back
Others thought he'd been struck dumb
And Often gave him flack
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This is my best poem
If I should have a test
Critics when I show em
Would say that it's my best
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For my mate Stuart. I've sent you a lovely card this Christmas. You're a hell of a guy and we all love you....Love Stuart XXXXXXX


It's sad to be alone when it's your birthday
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My big red phone box travels far
They gave it me on loan
Installed into my mini car
This massive mobile phone
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Don't take Grandad's tablets
They'll never make you well
And Mummy says 'If taken
They'll start to make you smell'
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