The fact is i was smoking in the morning at the back of the house, hence there was a van, which is a van from my younger brother Lefa's work and for this reason it threw me with a feeling in my chest to iron my clothes after smoking as it is Sunday and as a result i became surprised, because it is not it's place for it to tip me for this matter.
The fact is this is not the first time this is happening, hence yesterday there were feelings which threw me with their feelings of pain in my back like they were beating me and for this reason these feelings belonged to the woods that we were moving from the front to next to the kitchen and as a result the other feeling belonged to the plastic cover of a Danone for this matter.
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The fact is i was drinking water in the kitchen, hence after that i went to the dining room with an aim to check if there is someone who was watching television or not and for this reason to check if there is no channel that i can watch to rest after composing my daily part of a novel for this matter.
The fact is i saw a certain advertisement whereby there was this two white females, hence they were busy at the computers and for this reason after that i saw an illusion of the other white beating me without a reason for this matter.
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The fact is i was smoking during the day next to the kitchen, hence i thought about my plan to compose about behavior after smoking and for this reason i heard a certain sister from my neighbor who goes by the name of Tshepi having a conversation with a certain sister who lives not far from my home for this matter.
The fact is this sister who was having conversation with Tshepi claimed something which surprised me, hence i heard a voice like i have said it in my biography that i am hearing voices because i am mentally disabled and for this reason she claimed in an undermining way that i will write about behavior when they don't see that and as a result i became surprised with regard to what kind of an elder who undermines behavior for this matter.
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The fact is i was smoking in the morning, hence i saw a certain guy passing on the streets wearing his pajamas and for this reason he was with someone else for this matter. The fact is i felt charmed by his pajamas, hence i said to myself that i need to get one and for this reason after that this guy appeared through an illusion and as a result claiming that they promote for this matter.
The fact is after that a certain concubine whom i used to teach the basic computer skills put a voice in my head, hence following my claim that this guy is trying, because i am the best with promotions as i have appeared in the newspapers and for this reason i am promoting better than him for this matter.
The fact is after that through an illusion appeared this girl, whom i used to teach, hence claiming in a scolding way that since when this guy is trying and for this reason by that time it was her put a voice in my head for me to say them and as a result she is taking me for granted for this matter.
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The fact is i was relaxing on top of my bed in the afternoon, hence i thought about composing as an author and for this reason after that i saw an illusion of Beyonce Knowles-Carter and as a result her illusion beaten me claiming that i should not expose her for this matter.
The fact is he has a problem with my career as an author, hence she is trying by all means to stop me and for this reason no wonder why i am exposing her for this matter.
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The fact is i had just composed a page of my novel, hence it is about my behavior and for this reason after that i smoked with an aim to celebrate my victory for this matter.
The fact is i saw an illusion when i was smoking, hence it belonged to my younger brother Lefa and for this reason he claimed in a blaming, yet interesting way that i behave because i am mentally disabled and as a result referring to my mental illness i.e schizophrenia and my career as i am an author for this matter.
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The fact is i have an aim to marry at the age of forty, hence illusions, feelings, charms and voices torture me and for this reason to force me to date, masturbate and have a vat n' sit for this matter.
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The fact is it was in the morning when my mother woke me up to go and borrow money from Mr. Malakoane, hence he is a relative and for this reason money to buy mielie meal for this matter.
The fact is i hate this life, hence i am a rapper, author, music promoter and for this reason i am running my own company, which specializes with the above for this matter. The fact is i would like to live a different life from my parents, hence i am in the process of making money and for this reason so that i can have a better life unlike my parents for this matter.
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The fact is i was on my way back home after church on Sunday, hence i felt my younger brother Lefa's feeling suppressing me in my chest and for this reason he made me feel like i was finding it hard to move with his feeling of anger and as a result he made me feel like i could move as if i was looking down for this matter.
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The fact is i was watching television, hence i saw a certain white young girl and for this reason i heard a voice like i am mentally disabled for this matter.
The fact is her voice claimed that i will marry her, hence after a while she put her feeling in my chest that i should give up my plan to follow them and for this reason i became surprised, because it is my plan for this matter.
The fact is i saw this girl on food network channel, hence in a show that is called Chopped Junior and for this reason she is fat by appearance and for this reason my plan is to marry one of them i.e the whites, which is what she denied and tell you what i will not give up, because i am left with 5 months and two days to be in love with them for this matter.
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