Ants In Your Pants Poem by Rob Lamberton

ANTs in your pANTs

The days passed so pleasANTly
Why cAN'T it always be
Yet some intrude defiANTly
Small things grANTed they be

HesitANT I mention them
OccupANTs of this paradise island
But they bite incessANTly
Leaving unwANTed bumps on me

I see them on your pANTs
See them on your deodorANT
I wANTed to remove them
I see how intolerANT you feel

RomANTic stimulANT importANT
Could I be a worthy consultANT
With ANTs as constANTs
Yet I made a covenANT

You are so fragrANT
I must not be hesitANT
You ask and in an instANT
We are no longer resistANT